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    <title>Artipot: Laura Banks And Janette Barber's Latest Articles</title>
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    <description>Latest articles by Laura Banks And Janette Barber from Artipot - your one-stop resource for free articles.</description>
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      <title>Astrologically Positive Body Image</title>
      <link>http://www.artipot.com/articles/231711/astrologically-positive-body-image.htm</link>
      <description>Body image is often based on what society says we are supposed to look like, but in magazines, movies and on TV you will see everybody you don't look like Maybe you are somewhat overweight, underweight or have some other issue like adult acne or terminally bad hair days</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:56:27 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Beautiful Fat Ass Babe Society: Unite With Laughter</title>
      <link>http://www.artipot.com/articles/231710/beautiful-fat-ass-babe-society-unite-with-laughter.htm</link>
      <description>Laughter What a cause</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:49:08 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Fashion - Not Just For Skinny Bitches</title>
      <link>http://www.artipot.com/articles/231709/fashion-not-just-for-skinny-bitches.htm</link>
      <description>"I'm tired of thin people telling me what to do," is Janette's new motto Have you noticed how the thin people always have an opinion on what you should wear and whether you should feel comfortable in a locker room or at the beach</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:41:53 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>On Being Naked and Other Dreaded Nightmares</title>
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      <description>Most of us, B-FAB or not, would be horrified at having to be naked in public (A B-FAB is a Beautiful Fat Ass Babe and at this point with over 65% of Americans being overweight or obese, we now outnumber the Skinny Bitches</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Single in the City With a BFA</title>
      <link>http://www.artipot.com/articles/231707/single-in-the-city-with-a-bfa.htm</link>
      <description>Finding yourself single (again) sucks We've all been there - thinking that things are going really, really well with someone, only to find out he's had a crush on your closest male friend for quite some time</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>The Massively Popular Art of Self-Loathing With a Big Fat Ass</title>
      <link>http://www.artipot.com/articles/231706/the-massively-popular-art-of-self-loathing-with-a-big-fat-ass.htm</link>
      <description>If you're like most of us, you hate yourself Maybe you don't dislike you in any kind of obvious way; you don't break mirrors with a hair brush upon seeing your reflection or whip yourself with a cat-o-nine-tails before bedtime</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:20:43 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>The Quandary of Eating With a Big Fat Ass</title>
      <link>http://www.artipot.com/articles/231705/the-quandary-of-eating-with-a-big-fat-ass.htm</link>
      <description>In our new book, Embracing Your Big Fat Ass (Atria), we say what everybody knows by now: Diets don't work Ouch, in fact they hurt</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>What's in a Word? Well Apparently Everything!</title>
      <link>http://www.artipot.com/articles/231704/whats-in-a-word-well-apparently-everything.htm</link>
      <description>As it turns out we have a title that we have to preface with "pardon my language, but I wrote a book..." We thought we had a strong word in our title perhaps even a powerful word, but mostly...we thought we had a funny word Pretty much if you tag our word-we-can't-say onto anything it becomes a punch line</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Tyra Banks: From Model to Mogul While Loving Herself Just the Way She Is</title>
      <link>http://www.artipot.com/articles/197511/tyra-banks-from-model-to-mogul-while-loving-herself-just-the-way-she-is.htm</link>
      <description>We love Tyra Banks and not only for having us on her show (although don't get us wrong - that helped)</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 01:41:49 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Hollywood Does Not Leave Us Feeling Happily Ever After</title>
      <link>http://www.artipot.com/articles/194511/hollywood-does-not-leave-us-feeling-happily-ever-after.htm</link>
      <description>The movie... we loved it The clothes, the friendships, even the predictable storyline worked</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 09:26:32 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Do You Really Have to be Thin to Catch a Man and if You Do is the Idiot Worth Having?</title>
      <link>http://www.artipot.com/articles/190509/do-you-really-have-to-be-thin-to-catch-a-man-and-if-you-do-is-the-idiot-worth-having.htm</link>
      <description>We recently asked ourselves the question: Do you have to channel Twiggy to have any hope of catching a live one This led us to another question: What kind of a dork only likes you for a number on the scale</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:53:37 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>I'd Rather Die Than Be Fat and Other Stupid, Moronic Things People Say That Annoy Us</title>
      <link>http://www.artipot.com/articles/185351/id-rather-die-than-be-fat-and-other-stupid-moronic-things-people-say-that-annoy-us.htm</link>
      <description>We think it's extremely odd, weird, annoying, ridiculous and outrageous that some chunky girls actually say, "I'd rather die than be fat" We know they do</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:11:41 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Dirty Little Astrological Secrets on How to Snag That Ideal Boyfriend Without Worrying Too Much About the Size of Your Ass</title>
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      <description>Are you one of those gals who hates her own dress size (Okay, that's eighty percent of us so read on</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 03:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Fat Bias is Alive and Well and Thriving in the Land of Sushi</title>
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      <description>Fahrenheit Four-Fatty-One Handmaid's Ass</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 03:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
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